1. Britney Spears impersonator: It’s Britney, it’s definitely Britney. It’s gotta be Britney … surely. Erm, nope, it’s a bloke called - wait for it - Derrick Barry. Chris Crocker wants you to leave him alone, too.
2. I’m Bo Yo: This infamous YouTube rapper could give Eminem a run for his money - lyrically, not physically. Careful, skinny little Bo Burnham has a hilariously filthy mouth, just like Mr Marshall Mathers.
3. Saints of Los Angeles - Motley Crue (live): You didn’t ask for it, but Motley Crue are back anyway. But where has Tommy Lee’s flying drum kit gone? Perhaps David Letterman wouldn’t allow it. Spoilsport. Check out the official video here.
4. You Can’t Stop Me Now - RZA: A cool new video from Wu-Tang Clan’s producer for the first single taken from an album called Digi Snacks.
5. Crying rapper: Ever wanted to hear a tough, tattooed rapper cry. Allegedly, Young Buck does so at the end of this taped conversation with boss 50 Cent. The pair are beefing now, don’t you know.
6. Burying Brian: TV2’s new black comedy premieres on Wednesday at 8.30pm. Anything that has Shane Cortese with a bong sticking out of his neck has to be good.
7. Film Festival: Wondering what to see at this year’s film festival? This smorgasbord of trailers may help you make your mind up. T-Pain/Lil Wayne - BET Awards: This closing medley at the end of the BET Awards is either the death of hip-hop, or the best damn thing you’ll see all day. You decide.
9. Dope Boys - The Game: Like this? Also check out the official video (all eight minutes of it) for NaS’ Be a Nigger Too, Lil Wayne’s unreleased Never Get It and Lupe Fiasco’s unreleased You, Me, Him and Her.
10. You Shook Me All Night Long - Celine Dion: This was voted the worst cover of all time by readers of Total Guitar magazine. People read that? Anyway, it’s Celine’s crap scissor kicks that crack me up.
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